Franz The Great                               23/03/1970

My new science partner has turned out to be useless and cruel... not cruel like how Shaun has been... more cruel than Shaun... although Shaun has told me to stop saying his name recently... and we both had a "couple's therapy" session with Samson Colbern... although we are not a couple, and never have been... I am starting to suspect that Shaun hates me, more than I could ever be upset with him... I have sadly posted applications for science assistants but I do not believe I will truly accept another science colleague at all. No one could truly replace Shaun...

No matter!!! I will keep exploring this new world of science I have come across on my vacation!! I have been staying up so late in these recent days, testing out different ingredients and seeing what they do to my bread creatures!! (My new bread creatures... because a certain soldier I had once trusted.. has released all of my older creatures....) I have created cake lobsters with a real shell by stuffing them with a mixture I like to call.... the "True Life Serum"!!!!! Honestly, it does not give them true life.... but it is a fantastic conductor of electricity!!! So it can truly grow this time!! and you know... heal itself.. Maybe.... I will continue to experiment with this!!