This is a story.... about a wonderfully 
     magnificient and intelligent duo!! 
     Divided by a misunderstanding, 
     and a betrayal.... 
     a betrayal of the heart....

     I, Franz the Fantastic, met this 
     short, little, pessimistic, and quite boring 
     man that runs a pharmacy!! I had only 
     originially spoken to him because my
     scout, Johnathan, or whatever his 
     name is, asked me to get sedatives for
     him!! (What idiot can't get his own
     drugs anyways???)

     After I reluctantly retrieved the godforsaken
     sedatives for my pathetic scout, I approached 
     the pharmacist once again and learned his name!!
     It is Shaun... 
     What a boring little name if I am honest...
     ANYWAYS!!!!!          
 
        

     I had not only asked his name but I also
     asked what his relationship was to medics!!
     I learned that he is not allowed to ask any
     medics their reasonings for medical supplies...
     How delightlfully useful that tidbit of 
     information was!!                  
  
     My next step in this interaction was to 
     convince him to be my partner in the
     sciences!! I did not have to try so
     hard because he looked like a homeless
     man with no friends except that he
     couldn't grow that much hair besides
     on his head. 
     (his chin has two tiny hairs)

     He became my science partner easily
     and I showed him the creatures I 
     have brought into this so-far
     bleak world.
     It looked like he didn't care.